Thoughts, Ideas, Observations, and Jokes

As a forward I feel obligated to explain that these are mostly one liners that I think of during my day. Most of them are jokes that I have observed in the world around me and then written about.

Good Luck! William Lynn Loden Jr

Cameras are amazing because of there ability to capture a finite moment forever, leaving you with a cherished memories. And now that they are given to the masses I can actually see about three quarters of some peoples lives via Facebook!

A hint to homeless people. They should not be playing with there Ipod nano as I drive by and expect sympathy.

Its interesting how the term “solve by elimination” is commonly used in math class….but its is used equally as often by genocidal maniacs.

Questions if phrased incorrectly that can potential make you sound like a stalker:
When do you get off of school?
How often do you workout ?

I believe in one world…that’s why I don’t concern myself with geography.

Is it gay to be writing in a journal all the time?

Graphic T Shirt idea
Front: I have bad posture Back: Because I have scoliosis what is your excuse?

I hate when people use the term “private party,” because when people say that my mind goes straight to a cult or group of sexual deviants….and yes I would love to come.

In Geology class my professor was lecturing us on quarts crystals cleavage and the angles at which they break. One of the students asked him to put it in Layman’s terms. This got me thinking was Layman a dumb scientist who became the but of all of there jokes?

I wish I could give Chris a high five right now.

My mom doesn’t drink, yesterday her friend brought over a big bottle of red wine. I wonder if that lady realizes she is inadvertently become a supplier of my debauchery.